Is it small?

1. Is it small?
Yes.

2. Is it a state?
Yes.

3. Is it the smallest state?
Yes...

4. Delaware.
Uh... no.

5. You're a liar!
No I'm not...

6. You said it was the smallest state!
It is!

7. Then: Delaware!
No!

8. Stop cheating!
I'm not cheating!

9. Delaware!
It's not Delaware.

10. But you said it was the smallest state!
Delaware isn't the smallest state.

11. Shut up!
It's not.

12. Then why do I keep hearing that?
I'm sure you don't keep hearing that.

13. Are you calling me a liar?
No I'm not... it's just... you don't hear that.

14. Yes I do!
No you don't!

15. So what is the smallest state?
Rhode Island

16. (Simultaneously with above) Rhode Island.
(Pause) What was that?

17. Jinx. You owe me a coke.
Fuck you.