Is it small?

1. Is it small?
Yes.

2. Is it a state?
Yes.

3. Is it the smallest state?
Yes...

4. Delaware.
Uh... no.

5. You're a liar!
No I'm not...

6. You said it was the smallest state!
It is!

7. Then: Delaware!
No!

8. Stop cheating!
I'm not cheating!

9. Delaware!
It's not Delaware.

10. But you said it was the smallest state!
Delaware isn't the smallest state.

11. Shut up!
It's not.

12. Then why do I keep hearing that?
I'm sure you don't keep hearing that.

13. Are you calling me a liar?
No I'm not... it's just... you don't hear that.

14. Yes I do!
No you don't!

15. So what is the smallest state?
Rhode Island

16. (Simultaneously with above) Rhode Island.
(Pause) What was that?

17. Jinx. You owe me a coke.
Fuck you.

Is it a state?

1. Is it a state?
Yes.

2. Is it Alabama?
No.

3. Is it Alaska?
No.

4. Is it Arizona?
No.

5. Is it Arkansas?
No.

6. Is it California?
No.

7. Is it Colorado?
No.

8. Is it Connecticut?
No!

9. Is it Delaware?
Are you just doing this alphabetically?

10. Is it Florida?
You are aren't you?

11. Is it Georgia?
This is ridiculous.

12. Is it Hawaii?
No!

13. Is it Idaho?
No!

14. Is it Illinois?
This is dumb.

15. Is it Indiana?
You can ask other questions!

16. Is it Iowa?
No!

17. Is it Kansas?
Please, just ask something else...

18. Is it Kentucky?
You're an idiot.

19. Is it Louisiana?
You're not going to get this.

20. Is it Rhode Island?
What?! Yes... That's not... fuck you.

Smaller than a bread box?

1. Is it smaller than a bread box?
No.

2. Yes it is. It's Rhode Island.

Person Place or Thing

1. Is it a person?
No

2. Is it a place?
Yes

3. Is it a thing?
I mean, yes but...

4. Is it an animal?
No, I already told you it's a place...

5. Is it a chimp?
Are you serious?

6. Yes or no?
No, it's not a chimp.

7. So it's a primate?
Have you ever played this game?

8. Baboon?
No.

9. Orangutan?
No!

10. Gorilla?
It's not a monkey!

11. Gorilla isn't a monkey, it's an ape, you know?
Fine, it's not that!

12. Does it like bananas?
NO!

13. Does it throw it's own poop?
I don't want to play with you anymore.

14. Can you find them in zoos?
You know what? We're done. This game is done.

15. So it's not a monkey?
No, it was Rhode Island.

16. Is it Rhode Island?
Yes!

17. I got it at question 16. 4 to spare. I'm the best at this game.
Fuck you.